There is a bar on the top of the Empire State Building……Two
men are walking out of it.They walk to the
edge…………………..
Guy #1: hey I bey you $100 I can jump off the building stop at
the 20th floor, and come back up………..
Guy #2: man, you’re crazy……..
Guy #1: Is it a bet????
Guy #2: well, okay……….
Guy one jumps off of th Empire State Building….he’s
fallin, fallin, fallin…….stops at the 20th floor and shoots
back up!
Guy #1: See, I told you……
Guy #2: WOW, Dude! That was ammazing! How’d you do that???
Guy #1: It’s easy, Now, i’ll give you a chance to win back your
money…….I bet you $1000 you can do it too….
Guy#2: well, i dunno…..I’ll try
Guy #2 Jumps off of the building…..he’s fallin, fallin,
fallin, fallin…….the 20th comes up…..and he keeps on
going……he hits the ground with a spine-tingling “SMUSH”
Guy#1: sucker……..
Guy #1 walks back intothe bar alone…….The bar tender
figures out what happened….looked at the guy and says……..
“SUPERMAN, you can be such an asshole when you’re
drunk…….”