Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and cried until his mother came in to see what was the matter.”I have to make pee pee”, wailed the little boy.”All right,” said his mother, “I’ll take you to the bathroom.” “No” insisted Johnny, “I want Grandma.” “Don’t be silly, I can do the same thing as Grandma,” said his mother firmly.” “Nuh-uh. Her hands shake.”