one day a blonde went into the doctors office. when the doctor came in he asked “so, whats the problem.” Then the blonde said to the doctor, “well, everywhere i touch it hurts.” then the doctor started poking her knee asking if it hurt, amazingly the blonde said “no.” then the doctor started patting her back, asking if that hurt. Still the blonde said no. finally the doctor said, “well, i think i know what the problem is.” the blonde asked, “what, what is it!!” the doctor then tapped her finger, and the blonde started screaming hysterically, and the doctor said, “your finger is broken.”