Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a
jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third
worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day:
First worm – dead
Second worm – dead.
Third worm – dead.
Fourth worm – alive.
Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t get worms!