1. EXCITABLE:
Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. SOCIABLE:
Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. NOSEY:
Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. TIMID:
Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal as if he had
already, comes back later.
5. INDIFFERENT:
All urinals being used, pisses in the sink.
6. CLEVER:
No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the
floor.
7. WORRIED:
Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. FRIVOLOUS:
Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or
bug.
9. ABSENT-MINDED:
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. CHILDISH:
Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles.
11. SNEAKY:
Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in
the next stall will get blamed.
12. PATIENT:
Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with free
hand.
13. DESPARATE:
Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. TOUGH:
Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15. EFFICIENT:
Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16. FAT:
Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoes.
17. LITTLE:
Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. DRUNK:
Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. DISGRUNTLED:
Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. CONCEITED:
Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.
21. IMPATIENT:
Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy using urinal in front
of him.
22. HUNTER:
Gets out of camper, unzips fly, steps of cliff, never pisses,
but does scare the shit out of himself.
23. WITHDRAWN:
Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus eliminate noise.
24. CROSS-EYED:
Looks into urinal to the left, pisses into one in the center,
flushes one on the right.
25. CURIOUS:
Looks over at neighbor, pisses in neighbor’s pocket.
26. COMPETITIVE:
Stands back, and challenges others to distance contest.
27. SHOW OFF:
Stands with back to urinal, and slings tool over shoulder.
28. CONFUSED:
Woman in wrong washroom wondering what’s with the funny sinks.