Sung to the melody of My Heart Will Go On (Love Theme from Titanic):
Verse 1:
Every time I start you, I hear you, I feel you
Telling me you cannot…go on.
Far away the Hyundais, the Yugos, they beat us
At 45[mph] you slowly…go on.
Chorus:
Near, far, wherever you park
I can see you, oh brown, ugly car!
Once…More…I don’t lock the door
And no one’ll try to steal it, my car will go on and on
Verse 2:
The battery died that one time, and stalled me a lifetime
I watched as all the others…go on
How the kids they would laugh, the fan belts, do screech – scratch
When I drive with the fan…turned on
Chorus:
Near, far, wherever you park
I can see you, oh brown, ug-ly car!
Once…More…I don’t lock the door
And no one’ll try to steal it, my car will go on and on
Super-chorus: (same melody, but raised two keys)
This…year…there’s nothing I fear
I got triple-A card to go on
On…the…405 Freeway
I reach for the call box and, my life will go on and on