A young salesman was out on business when one night he had to stop at a farm. The only room available was with the farmers pretty daughter . The farmer having heard this kind of joke before asked his faithful farm hand Hans to wait outside the door with a shotgun and if he heard any hanky panky shoot the stranger.
The next morning the sales man lift a bit quickly and the farmer proud of his quick thinking said to his daughter ‘ So, that city fella didn’t try any thing with you? ‘
‘Oh no’ said the girl ‘Hans just gave me his shotgun, put on my nightie and told me to wait in the corridor and make sure the guy couldn’t escape ‘ti morning!’