Four friends were arguing over whose dog was smartest. The first man, an
engineer, called his dog, “T square, show your stuff.” The dog trotted
over to a desk, pulled out paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle.
The next guy, an accountant, called his dog, “Slide Rule, go ahead.” The
canine went into the kitchen, nibbled open a bag of cookies and divided
the contents into four equal piles.
The next man, a chemist, bekoned his dog, to show what he could do. The
dog went to the fridge , took out a litre of milk and poured exactly 250
mililitres into a measuring cup.
The last man was a government worker. “Coffee Break,” he hollered to his
dog, “Go to it.” With that the dog jumped to his feet, soiled the paper,
ate the cookies and drank the milk.