There was an Englishman Irishman and a Scotsman who worked on a building site.
It was time for their dinner so the Englishman opened his bait box and said
“if I get cheese sandwiches tomorrow I will throw myself off that bridge” the
Scotsman and Irishman say the same
so the next day comes and the Englishman has cheese sandwiches so he jumps off
the bridge
the Scotsman looks and he also has cheese sandwiches so he jumps off the
bridge and the Irishman looks and he also has cheese sandwiches so he jumps off
the bridge
at the funeral the wives meet up and the Englishman�s wife says “I could of
just made him another kind of sandwich” the Scotsman�s wife says I would of got
another kind of cheese” the Irishman�s wife says I do not know why he jumped he
made his own sandwiches.