Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it. “That’s quite nice innit, don’t you fink Trace?”
“Yeah, what’s it called?”
“Viens a moi”
“VIENS A MOI, what the does that mean?”
At this stage the assistant offers some help. “Viens a moi ladies, is French for ‘come to me’.”
Sharon takes anther sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying: “That doesn’t smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis