Men captured by Indians

Three guys are captured by Indians. Before they’re to be skinned
to make canoes the Indians will grant them one last request. The
first guy asks for a T-Bone steak. So they get him a T-Bone
steak, skin him, and make him into a canoe.
They come to the second guy. He asks to watch a football
game. They arrange for him to watch a football game, skin him,
and make him into a canoe.
They come to the third guy and he asks for a fork. The
Indians think hes retarded or something but they finally give
him a fork. They ask him what he’s gonna do with it. He
immediatley starts stabbing himself, screaming, “You’re not
gonna make a canoe out of ME!!”.

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