On the eve of the fifteenth anniversary of their wedding, a husband and a wife
are in bed. She thinks, “I wonder, does he remember that tomorrow is our
anniversary? Fifteen years together! I am sure he remembers. Probably he’d
already bought a gift for me. What can it be? A fur coat? Or a ring?”
The husband thinks, “If I strangulated her on the day of our wedding, tomorrow
I would be already out of prison.”