12> The period of rotation of Pulsar JC9270 totally synchs up with the drum solo in “In A Gadda Da Vida,” man!
11> “Twinkies, Twinkies, little stars; seem so close, yet are so far.”
10> The Theory of Munchitivity: At times, peanut butter is more valuable than gold.
9> The sensor casing from a mass spectrometer makes a handy roach clip.
8> “Some day, with all of our advances in science and technology, we’ll be able to land a man on the sun.”
7> The Big Bong Theory
6> If you took a hit while travelling at the speed of light, you’d get one major rush, dude.
5> Betty Crocker brownies > Duncan Hines brownies
4> “Theory of Joint Relativity”: A complex quantum physics equation that proves that the more pot you smoke, the slower your automobile travels with you at the wheel.
3> Floyd rocks!
2> A single “You Are Here” sign will work EVERYwhere.
1> Wow, man! There are, like, a LOT of stars. There must be *hundreds* of ’em. Maybe even *thousands*. No, millions and millions! Wait — I’m onto something here…
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