A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Hi stranger, my
name is Mike. I’ll give you a free beer if you Can guess the name of this bar in
three tries.”
The man says, “Thanks…Mike’s Place?”
“Nope.”
“Mike’s Tavern?”
“No,”
“Mike’s Pub?”
“No, but here’s a free beer anyway. Nobody ever gut�s it. The joint’s name is
Sally’s Legs!
“That’s a good one.� the man says and proceeds to get royally ripped.
The next morning the man is still drunk and sitting on a curb, when a cop
pulls up and asks him what he is doing there. He Responds, “I’m just waiting for
Sally’s Legs to open, so I can wet my whistle!”