A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he
realizes that it’s a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he
really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: “What’s
the name of your penis?”
The customers says: “Look, I’m just not into that kind of stuff.
All I want is a cold beer.”
The gay waiter says: “I’m sorry but house rules dictate that I
cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.”
The customer says to the gay waiter: “All right….I will but
first tell me the name of your penis.”
The gay waiter says: “NIKE…you know, ‘JUST DO IT!”
The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my
penis is ‘SECRET’.
The waiter is puzzled and asks: “SECRET? What does that mean?”
The customer says: You know, SECRET…..STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!”