* when speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
* experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
* you get to eat insect food like snails and frog”s legs.
* if there”s a war you can surrender really early.
* you don”t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on tv.
* you can test your own nuclear weapons in other people”s countries.
* you can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
* allow germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your
sense of national pride.
* you don”t have to bother with toilets, just s*** in the street.
* people think you”re a great lover even when you”re not.