PCMCIA – People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM – Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
WWW – World Wide Wait
COBOL – Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
CD-ROM – Consumer Device – Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 – Obsolete Soon, Too.
MIPS – Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS – Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT – Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
LISP – Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
RISC – Reduced Into Silly Code
SCSI – System Can’t See It
DOS – Defective Operating System
BASIC – Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM – I Blame Microsoft
DEC – Do Expect Cuts