There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club
after exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up,
and the following conversation ensues:
– “Hello?”
– “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
– “Yes.”
– “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a
beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
– “What’s the price?”
– “Only $1,500.00.”
– “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”
– “Ash, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models.
I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really
good price… and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”
– “What price did he quote you?”
– “Only $60,000…”
– “OK, but for that price you should insist on all the options.”
– “Great! But before we hang up, something else…”
– “What?”
– “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and… I
stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at
last year. It’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of
park area, beachfront property…”
– “How much are they asking?” – “Only $450,000 – a magnificent price… and I
see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”
– “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?”
– “OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
– “Bye…I do too…”
The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap. He raises his hand, holding the
phone, and asks: “Does anyone know whom this phone belongs to?”