If at first you dont succeed, fuck the world and smoke some weed.
If your girl doesnt wanna have sex, ditch her ass and go to the
next.
If you ever catch your girl cheating, bash the guys head till
his brains start leaking.
If your car starts to smell fishy, tell the girl to go wash her
pussy.
If your girl says with her your stuck, then my boy you are truly
fucked!!