‘COMPETITIVE SALARY:’ We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. ‘JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:’ We have no time to train you. ‘CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:’ We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up. ‘MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:’ You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day. ‘SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:’ Some time each night and some time each weekend. ‘DUTIES WILL VARY:’ Anyone in the office can boss you around. ‘MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:’ We have no quality control. ‘CAREER-MINDED:’Applicants must be childless (and remain that way). ‘SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: ‘ You’ll need it to replace three people who just left. ‘PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:’ You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos. ‘REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:’ You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. ‘GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:’ Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do.