Some of the girls might say:
– God created men before women because you always make a rough
draft before a masterpiece.
– Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to
walk by you again?
– Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your
boyfriend thinks so.
– Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can’t stop!
– God loves stupid people. That’s why he made so many.
– Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn’t invited (heh).
– Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark
cause children!
– It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean.
– I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your
bedrock.
– I have PMS and a gun, now what were you saying?
Some of the guys might say:
– MY dick is bigger than your bonner.
– Luvs a sensation caused by temptation. A guy stix his location
in a girls destination 2 increase the population 4 the next
generation-do you understand my explanation or do you need a
demonstration?
– I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck.
– A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss
without some tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give
your mouth some exercise!
– Don’t drink & drive. You might hit a bump & spill your beer.
– God gave me a brain & a penis and only enough blood to run one
at a time.
– If guys had their period, we’d probably brag about the size of
our tampons.