A pig walks into a bar and says to the bartender ”Can I have a pint of beer please”
The bartender says ”Certainly sir, that’s �1.80 please”
And the pig goes ”Well, the thing is before I cam here I’d just been to the fair and I went on all the rides, I went on the roundabout and I went round and round and round and then I went on the waltzes and I just went round and round and round and then I went on the helter skelter and I just kept going round and round and round and I think all my money must have fallen out of my pockets.”
And the bartender goes ”Well that’s all very well but why the round tale/tail?”