You’re a redneck … your child’s first words Posted on December 15, 2015December 15, 2007 by admin You’re a redneck if…. Your child’s first words are “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”. Spread the love Related posts: You might be a redneck if…suit HillBilly Memories You’re a redneck … you’ve been too drunk Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…