You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of
Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Ya can’t get married to your sweetheart ’cause there’s a law against it.
You dated one of your parents’ current spouses in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.