Why are Married Women Heavier? Posted on December 30, 2018December 30, 2008 by admin Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what’s in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the refridgerator! Spread the love Related posts: Love to fish Chinese Detective Two Cannibal A boy and his girl friend