A guy and his friend walk into a bar. The guy gets about as drunk as he can get with out passing out. Suddenly, he starts yelling “No Way!” over and over again. He keeps on doing this over and over until his friend comes over. He asks “Hey, what the fuck is your problem?”The guy replies “This guy here says that some guy named George W. Bush is our president!”So the friend replies “First of all, George W. Bush is our president, and second of all, your talking to a stool.”