Swiss salary.
Luxembourg taxes.
German car.
British home.
Spanish girls.
French wine.
Italian food.
Belgian beer.
Austrian mountains.
Danish administration.
And this was the EC’s proposal for a Europe after EMU:
Czech salary.
Swedish taxes.
Spanish car.
Belgian home.
Greek girls.
German wine.
British food.
French beer.
Dutch mountains.
Italian administration.
Apparently, when we joined the EMU, the term ‘spending a penny’ was replaced
by ‘euronating’.