A blonde walks into a circuit store. She goes to the back and asks the clerk “Can I have this T.V.?” He said “No.” “Why not?” asked the blonde. “Because your a dumb blonde.”
She comes back the next day with a new hair color. She again asked the same clerk if she could have that same T.V.. He again said no. When she asked why he responded “Because that’s not a T.V., that is a microwave.