8:45 Wake up to find you did indeed pull the pig last night that all your friends told you not to
9:00 tell her to go home
9:01 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
9:50 Oh shit you missed your first lecture again!
10:00 Grab last nights pizza on you way to the next lecture
10:15 In lecture. Well done you made it. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
12:00 Bar is open
3:01 flirt with the nice gril sitting near you
3:10 Drink lots and lots of beer.
6:05 you don’t want to miss out on beer by having dinner
10:30 Pull the girl you have been flirting with.
10:31 Your friends tell you not to take her home and sleep with her
10:45 You shag her