Scenario: International Summit in Paris.
Those attending: Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican
President)
The waiter asked, ” Le apperitive?”
All of them answered, “Oui!”
The waiter looked at Zedillo, “Le tequila?”
Zedillo: “Oui!”
The waiter looked at Yeltsin, “Le vodka?”
Yeltsin: “oui!”
Finally, the waiter looked at Clinton, ” Le whisky?”
Clinton: “Don’t you dare mention that bitch!”