The Life of a penis… Posted on January 17, 2015January 17, 2007 by admin * I only have one eye * My hair is a jungle * My relatives are nuts * My Neighbour is an arsehole * My owner is a wanker * My best friend is a kunt Spread the love Related posts: 20 Types of Blokes at the Urinal Having a ball!!!! Walking while Pregnant The boy on a nude beach.