A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good Samaritans and
get him home.
So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to
the car, he falls down three times. When they get to his house, they help him
out of the car, and, he falls down four more times.
They ring the bell, and one says, “Here’s your husband!”
The man’s wife says, “Where the hell is his wheelchair?”