You’re a redneck … you hit a bump Posted on July 23, 2015July 23, 2007 by admin You’re a redneck if …. You hit a bump in the road and lose half of your worldly possessions. Spread the love Related posts: Redneck quickies 12 Fixin’ the outhouse Redneck quickies 7 You might be a redneck if… possum