On Halloween a black boy and girl went to their neighbor’s house
dressed as Hansel and Gretel. The neighbor said” You guys can’t
be Hansel and Gretel. You guys are black.
“So they went back to their house and dressed up as Santa Claus
and Rudolph. They went to their neighbor’s house and he said
“You guys can’t be Santa Claus and Rudolph. You guys are black.
“So they went back to their house and when they got dressed up
they went back to their neighbor’s house. When he opened the
door he gasped because they we’re nude. He asked them, “What are
you?” And the girl said, “We’re M&Ms. I’m Plain and he’s got
Nuts.”