2 Bullets & A Lawyer Posted on June 26, 2016June 26, 2010 by admin If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? Shoot the lawyer twice. Spread the love Related posts: Red Head Vs Blonde Farmer John’s Mule Crashing Lawyers Texas three kick rule