A blonde was at work and asked her boss if she could have the day off. Her
boss agreed since it was almost Christmas. The blonde crossed the street
and saw a sign. She continued walking but every time before she would turn
she would lift her shirt up and flash the cars that went by. She continued
doing so every time she turned.
Then she saw her boss drive by and once
again she flashed the car. Her boss got so distracted by this thathe drove
right into a telephone pole and had to go to the hospital. A couple of
days later the blonde came to visit. Her boss asked, “why did you flash me
when I drove by?” The blonde answered, “Because there was a sign that
said flash your headlights before you turn.”