Ounce there was this truck driver who loved to hit people on the side
of the road. One day the truck driver saw a preacher on the side of
the road and decided to pick him up. As he was driving along the road
he seen somebody and thought to himself. Man I have not hit anybody
all day; I’ve got to hit him. So the truck driver decided to fake a
heart attack, swerve and hit the guy. So as he got closer he began to
swerve. Oh my OOH I’m having a heart attack. After this little show the
driver asked the preacher. Oh my god I seen the guy on the side of the
road did I hit him. The preacher responded “No, you didn’t hit him but
you got close enough for me to hit him with this gas can”.