10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats”
9. “Mary Poppins A Cap In Your Ass”
8. “Bitch-Slapping Miss Daisy”
7. “How Stella Got Her Groove Back 2: Whoopi Goldberg’s Bikini Wax”
Oh, for God’s sake. I’m sorry we had to print that one.
6. “Peyote Ugly”
5. “Circumcision: The Purification Begins”
4. “Thou Hast Deflowered My Daughter: An Amish Ass-kickin'”
3. “Field of Limbs”
2. “Terminal Velocity 2” starring Christopher Reeve
1. “How the Grinch Stole My Urethra”