Real Estate Definitions
- Charming
- Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have
to find their own place. See “Cute,” “Enchanting,” and “Good Starter Home.” - Much Potential
- Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and
believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities. - Unique City Home
- Used to be a warehouse.
- Hi-Tech/Contemporary
- Lots of steel shelving with little holes – the
kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement. - Daring Design
- Still a warehouse
- Completely Updated
- Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting
or vice versa. - Sophisticated
- Black walls and no windows. See “Architect’s Delight.”
- One-Of-A-Kind
- Ugly as sin.
- Brilliant Concept
- Do you really need a two-story live oak in your
30-foot sky dome? See “Makes Dramatic Statement.” - Upper Bracket
- If you have to ask…
- You’ll Love It
- No, you won’t.
- Must See To Believe
- An absolutely accurate statement.