Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren’t
- Reach in and grab the giblets.
- Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
- I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
- Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.
- Talk about a huge breast!
- “…and he forced his way into the end zone…”
- She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her
down. - It’s Cool Whip time!!!!
- If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst!
- It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts
out! - “All I want is stuffin’!”