The tired doctor was awakened by a telephone call in the middle of the night.
“Please come right over,” pleaded the distraught young mother. “My child has swallowed a contraceptive.”
The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.
“You don�t have to come after all,” the woman said with a sigh of relief. “My husband just found another one.”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci