Won’t be yours

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy.

When he wakes up he’s surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously “Is there a problem?”

The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes, “I’m afraid so…I’m sorry but your notes got mixed up and we’ve given you a sex change rather than a vasectomy.”

The patient is devastated and shockingly replies “Do you mean to say I’ll never experience another erection?”

The surgeon pauses for a moment then says “Well, you might, but it won’t be yours.”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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