Your master bathroom has the Posted on October 11, 2015October 11, 2007 by admin Your master bathroom has the words “porta” and “potty” written on the side.You can’t take a bath in the winter ’cause the stream is frozen.You only bathe when it rains. Spread the love Related posts: You might be a redneck if…suit Redneck quickies 21 Redneck honeymoon. Meet Bubba’s Family!