What Woman Say vs. What Women Really MeanCAN’T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? … really means, “There is no way I’m going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. … really means, “without you in it.”DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?… really means, “We haven’t had a fight in a while.”NO, PIZZA’S FINE…. really means, “you cheap slob!”I JUST DON’T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. … really means, “I just don’t want YOU as a boyfriend now.I DON’T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? … really means, “I can’t believe you have nothing planned!”COME HERE. … really means, “My puppy does this, too.”I LIKE YOU, BUT… really means, “I don’t like you.”OF COURSE I LOVE YOU…. really means, “just not in that way.”YOU NEVER LISTEN. … really means, “You never listen.WE’RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY. … really means, “I’m not going to stay over until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.I’LL BE READY IN A MINUTE…. really means, “I’m ready, but I’m going to make you wait because I know you will.”OH, NO, I’LL PAY FOR MYSELF. … really means, “I’m just being nice; there’s no way I’m going Dutch.”I’M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. …. really means, “We’re gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.