Yo momma so dumb she got locked in H-E-B and starved to death
Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money
yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what is she doing she answerd MOVING
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off everybody thinks she is backing up
Yo momma so fat when she is walking down the street in a raincoat she has people chasing after her yelling TAXI TAXI