101 Dirty Nuns

There were 101 nuns in a convent. In a large meeting of all 101,
the head nun stepped up to the pedestal ready to make a major
announcement. She said, “Ahem, Ahem, my fellow nuns, I have
ghastly news for you.

Yesterday, we found evidence that one of you nuns has been
uptown having sex with the locals.” 99 nuns gasped but 1
giggled. The nun then said, “We have found the condominium that
was rented by this nun.” 99 nuns gasped but 1 giggled. She then
said, “We then found much lingerie and other ladies clothing
strung about.” 99 nuns gasped but 1 giggled. “We also found a
pack of condom, one used, and a discarded pair of boxers, but
not briefs.” 99 nuns said gaspedbut 1 giggled.

Then the head nun said, “Here’s the big one, girls! We found a
suspicious hole in the side of the bedroom of the condominium,
which we were peeking through last night!” 99 nuns giggled, but
one gasped.

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