Yo mamma:soo poor she tried to put her food stamps card in the pop mashine..
Yo mamma:breath soo hot she got her own little heater…
Yo momma:soo ugly she tried out for modlen and she did not even walk in the door yet and they already said they aint want her…
Yo mamma:a$$ stank soo bad that when she walk passed i smell fish,feet, and a$$…
Yo mamma: soo fat she can take up a queen size bed all by her self…
Yo mamma:soo fat that they had to make her phone a queen size cordless…
Yo mamma:soo ugly mann i seen her smoken crack yeah yo mamma is a cracked out crack head…
Yo mamma:soo fat she look like the fillsbarry wit out the doe boy…
Yo mamma:soo ugly they be mastaken her for a man…
Yo mamma:soo fat i punched her in the stomic and she shited, farted, and trew up…
Yo mamma:soo ugly i seen her on americas funniest vedios…