DICTIONARY
FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish
49
Adventurous
Slept with everyone
Athletic
No tits
Average looking
Ugly
Beautiful
Pathological liar
Contagious
Smile
Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure
On medication
Feminist
Fat
Free spirit
Junkie
Friendship
first
Former slut
Fun
Annoying
New-Age
Body hair in
the wrong places
Old-fashioned
No BJs
Open-minded
Desperate
Outgoing
Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate
Sloppy drunk
Professional
Bitch
Voluptuous
Very Fat
Large frame
Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate
Stalker
WOMEN’S
ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever
think about?
MEN’S
ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you!
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you!
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with
you!
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you!
11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay!