Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker
her to at local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other
waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears strange
noises through the door, “I can’t do it, and I can’t do it, And I CAN’T DO IT!”
In the morning, the second hobbit asks the first, “How did it go?” The first
one answers. “It was embarrassing. I simply couldn�t do it.”
The second hobbit shook his head. “Manhood problems, eh?”
“No. I couldn�t get on the bed!”