Two bikers were riding down a country road on a Harley. The driver’s
leather jacket wouldn’t stay closed because the zipper had broken, so he
pulled over. “Just put your jacket on backwards,” his buddy suggested.
Then they zoomed off down the road, until they hit a curve at high speed
and crashed. A farmer found them and called the police.
“Is either of them showing any sign of life?” asked the officer.
“Well, the first one was” replied the farmer, “until I turned his head
around the right way.”